Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt write in their new book "How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture" that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are experts at manipulating the press.
Now the "Hills" stars want to get together with the Jolie-Pitts to make sure they're not mad.
"We wouldn't want to p-ss them off. She might steal Spencer -- you know, because she steals people's husbands!" Montag, 23, tells Playboy.com.
She goes on, "But seriously, we'd love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let's hang out sometime. We'll be SpeidiLina!"
Montag and Pratt, 26, also tell Playboy how they became authors.
"They always say, 'Write what you know,' and we know how to be famous. Plus, we're extremely giving people. What good is having all of this knowledge if you don't share it with others for the low, low price of $19.99, available online and at bookstores everywhere?" the couple says in a joint interview.
They continue, "As for how long it took, it was only as long as it took to dictate. This book didn't require much planning or thought from us. It's like if you asked Michael Jordan to write a book on how to dunk, or Bono to write one on how to be a rock star."
The two aren't "worried at all" that revealing their media strategies will have a negative impact on their fame.
"Our fame has never been about being liked. Being liked is fine, and we always love it when people come up to us and say nice things -- which happens more than you think -- but we're famous because we always keep people guessing," they say. "What's more surprising than a famous person actually telling people how they did it?"
So what's next for the couple, who wed in April and are currently fighting over whether or not to have children?
"We're going to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets," Montag says.
Spencer Pratt is so scared of wife Heidi Montag's desire to have a baby, he considered getting a vasectomy at 26.
During a clip from Tuesday's episode of "The Hills" obtained by Us Weekly, Pratt admits that he looked into the "seven-minute procedure that can make it so I don't have babies."
Argues Pratt, "I thought it was reversible. Once I found out it wasn't, I left the office."
Montag, 22, wasn't pleased by Pratt's sneaky trip to the doctor.
"You would have gone and done it right then if you thought it was reversible?" Montag asks Pratt in disbelief. "And then you would have come home and told me 'Hi, honey, I snipped my balls off?'"
"The Hills" may be getting a bump. Heidi Montag wants to start a family with Spencer Pratt ASAP!
"I think I'm ready," Heidi gushed to MTV News. "I think I was born ready. I'm very maternal. I'm very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [Spencer doesn't feel] quite the same, but maybe he just doesn't know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I'll have a surprise for him." The reality twosome were married in April 2009.
Spencer doesn't think Heidi is ready for a baby, and likens her desire for kids to wanting the latest "it" shoes. "Heidi is, like, trying to have a baby, like it's going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons. She's really ready to start this family. She's not playing. And that's what I'm saying -- you can't sneak a baby."
Pratt flat-out doesn't want children right now -- and revealed that if Heidi purposefully got pregnant, they'd be filing for divorce soon after. Heidi said, "He said, 'That's the quickest way to divorce,' I said, 'No, sucker -- you'll be locked in. What do you mean?'"
Spencer isn't joking either. "What happens if she does? I told her there's a divorce or adoption. If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce," he said. "I'm a baby. I'm not prepared. And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn."
Well said, Mr. Pratt.
Spencer Pratt has a hero other than himself, and it appears it's... Brad Pitt?!
In his new book, the reality TV villain says he's impressed with how Pitt handled his split with Jennifer Aniston in 2005.
In "How to Be Famous" he says, "There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy." Pratt writes, "We salute you, Mr. Pitt!"
The 26-year-old Pratt is known for his feud with former "Hills" star Lauren Conrad. He states, "If I weren't me, I'd hate me." Spencer adds, "When you're the villain, you don't have to worry about how your enemy feels."
"How to Be Famous" is expected to hit bookshelves this November.
Too much information! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have divulged the secrets of their sex life... leaving no dirty detail unreported.
In the September issue of Playboy, Heidi claims that she experiences 20 to 30 orgasms per day, telling Spencer, "Before you, sex was just something that happened. Now it's something I look forward to every minute of the day."
Speidi tied the knot in April 2009.
Heidi Montag is a dirty, dirty girl on the cover of the September issue of Playboy magazine, but the reality TV star says it's all in good taste!
"I'm very religious. I'm a big Christian girl," Montag tells "Extra." The 22-year-old newlywed adds, "I kinda wanted to keep those values a little bit." Heidi reveals her conservative father, Bill, doesn't know his daughter bared all for Playboy. "I haven't told my dad yet," she says. "I might not tell him."
Mom, however, gave Heidi a thumbs up! "My mom was so excited she was just, like, pose! God gave you that body, you show off that cute little thing," Montag said with a smile.
The paparazzi magnet also talked about her intense workouts prior to stripping down for the magazine. She confessed, "I love food, too, so I have to work out."
Check out Heidi's "Hills" in the new issue of Playboy -- on newsstands Friday.
It seems Heidi and Spencer Pratt can't get enough of reality.
The couple made several attempts to quit "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!" before their official departure on June 8, now the towheaded twosome will return to the NBC show for the second time.
UsMagazine.com reports The Pratts will head back to the Costa Rican jungle to join the rest of the cast for the "I'm a Celebrity" finale on June 25.
On Thursday evening, Spencer announced via Twitter, "Everyone tune in next to watch Speidi back on 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here!' Speidi is going to win!"