In his first show since receiving death threats from an online jihadist, "Late Show" host David Letterman responded in his own comedic way.
"I wish I had a nickel for every time a guy has threatened to cut my tongue out," Letterman quipped.
Check out this clip from the show!
He then presented a list of people "who hate me," including al-Qaida; Sarah Palin; Donald Trump; Jay Leno; the Late Show staff, crew and home audience; Canadians; NBC; CBS; his neighbors; Tony Danza; dogs and cats.
The FBI, best known for their "Top Ten Most Wanted" has said it will investigate a threat to kill "Top Ten List" talk show host David Letterman.
The threat was made by a Muslim extremist who called for the comedian's tongue to be cut out and his neck to be broken. Not funny.
A frequent contributor to a jihadist website has threatened David Letterman, urging Muslim followers to "cut the tongue" of the late-night host because of a joke the comic made on his CBS show. Read the full Associated Press story.
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Actress Kirstie Alley's turn on "Dancing with the Stars" earlier this year helped revive her career, but was also fodder for late-night hosts who made fun of her weight.
One of the biggest offenders was David Letterman, and when Alley appeared on the "Late Show," looking svelte in a purple dress, she made sure to take the talk show host to task for his fat jokes.
"I thought you loved me madly, and then you would talk about me being sort of chub," Alley chided. "Some of your jokes were funny, but I didn't know if it meant you didn't love me anymore."
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"Two and a Half Men" star Jon Cryer appeared on the "Late Show with David Letterman" -- and talked about co-star Charlie Sheen's public meltdown.
Cryer started by saying, "I love him, he's a great friend, "to which Letterman replied, "He called you names, he called you a troll." Cryer replied, "Yes -- as friends do!"
Watch the interview!
Cryer said they had no warning Sheen was close to the edge. "Nobody was prepared for this, I didn't see it coming, no one did. None of us wanted to continue with the show if we felt it was hurting him, and there was a point when everyone felt like... there was no control here."
Continuing her media blitz for her second album, "Born This Way," Lady Gaga showed off her odd behavior on "The Late Show with David Letterman" and ripped Letterman's sheet of notes, stuffed it in her mouth and chewed it up. Gaga said, "I'm so fed up with all of this," before eating the sheet of paper.
Dave asked about the singer's infamous egg vessel she arrived in at this year's Grammys, and Gaga replied, "It's a place where I can meditate and experience rebirth, so I just get inside of it and close it, and then when I feel that I have been reborn spiritually, I just whoo, come out."
Check out the rest of her bizarre interview!
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