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TRENT MAYS IS THE STUDLIEST MAN AND ANY LITTLE VAGINA SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO BE RAPED BY HIM.

regarding STRONG WOMEN and the weak men who are strong enough to rape them:

as the president of www.strongwomen.info AND www.legalizerape.org, i am making a formal complaint. i believe that it is BIGOTED and HETEROPHOBIC to paint ALL rapists as "violent and evil people," as sean hannity did on february 21st. i know through first-hand experience that rape doesn't always have to be violent. newsflash: i am not a violent person, and if all acts of rape are violent then all acts of sex are violent. i can tell you that i just don't get off on violent sex.

i will admit that a violent rape is justified when a man is protecting himself from a delusional wombn who got a cue from an episode of "the big bang theory," when "100 ways to rip a guy's nuts off" was brought up as a matter of self-defense (and spoken to facilitate laughter from the audience). in this case, violent rape is both a called for and justified matter of self-defense, but rape doesn't always have to be violent. actually, if a wombn is trying to rip my nuts off, i am more inclined to hannibalize her MOMmary glands, though i don't know of "100 ways to chew a mom's milk-jugs off". at least there are two jugs of beverage involved to wash the breasts down with.

i know for a fact that some rapists are just desperate men who choose to rape the little gender simply because females are members of the shorter gender, and therefore are much easier to dominate. i know through first-hand experience that the broader gender can't help but feel superior to the little, puny, shoulderpad-wearing gender of wannabees who go to "curves fitness" (a man-free zone) to feel comfortable in a less-intimidating environment. dare i suggest that the ego of ms. Strongwoman is bruised when she's confronted with someone who is curling three times her weight (or even three times the weight she is curling), but i can't not be reminded of masculine superiority when i see heterosexual couples standing side-by-side at the beach. i say "at the beach" because you can't really get away with wearing high-heeled shoes in the sand.

i'll bring up the coney island hot dog-eating competition's addition of a "ladies' division" to prove my point. now, in addition to the aforementioned lesser heights and widths and strength-levels of Strongwoman, her stomach is also lesser than mens' stomachs. as a matter of fact, along with the gender-based eating competitions, i will bring up the gender-based sports teams and the gender-based military requirements. as well as the gender-based olympic competitions. isn't basing physical competitions on gender an outright admission that one gender would serve as a handicap to the other gender if they competed together?

now, if Strongwoman wasn't designed to be raped, she'd have been created with enough strength (and/or testosterone) to fend off the bigger, taller, more protective and dominant gender. if Strongwoman wasn't designed to be raped, then female bodybuilders wouldn't be masculine wannabees who take testosterone injections (much like chastity bono and other post-op masculine wannabees), and domestic violence would be all about Strongwoman abusing her man. to think that all rape is violent, though, that is a slight on mens' physical superiority and mens' ability to keep Strongwoman from BECOMING violent.

rapists don't always have bad intentions. rape can be done as an act of kindness, of caring about the mental clarity of any wombn. rape is a loving thing. rape is a way for Strongwoman to broaden her horizons and to realize that feminism (and the "anything a man can do" mantra) is a lie. it may be a mark of "tough love" if Strongwoman is resistant to changing her belief-system, but it's always a mark of love for someone to care enough about someone else's gullibility to want to help them grow out of it.

i will admit that rape is justifiably violent when a man is protecting himself from a delusional wombn who got a cue from an episode of "the big bang theory," when "100 ways to rip a guy's nuts off" was brought up as a matter of self-defense (and spoken to facilitate laughter from the audience). in this case, violent rape is both a called for and justified matter of self-defense, but rape doesn't always have to be violent. actually, if a wombn is trying to rip my nuts off, i am more inclined to hannibalize her MOMmary glands, though i don't know of "100 ways to chew a mom's milk-jugs off". at least there are two jugs of a beverage involved to wash the breasts down with.

wrapping up, i hope i have given enough food-for-thought for anyone to reconsider their views on rape, rapists, and the millions of Strongwomen who weren't strong enough to keep from being a victim.

mr. dylan terreri, i
dr. sheldon cooper, ii
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