The Extra List: 25 Best 'Mad Men' Quotes
The season 5 premiere of "Mad Men" is this Sunday, March 25.
"Extra" has chosen 25 of the best quotes from the always outspoken ad men and women. Check them out!
Favorite 'Mad Men' Quotes of All Time
25 Best 'Mad Men' Quotes
"What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons."Season 1, Episode 1: "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"
"Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides."Season 1, Episode 11: "Indian Summer"
"I'm Peggy Olson and I want to smoke some marijuana."Season 3, Episode 3: "My Old Kentucky Home".
"But that's life. One minute you're on top of the world, the next minute some secretary's running you over with a lawnmower."Season 3, Episode 3: "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency"
Doctor: So, Mr. Draper, you haven't had a physical in quite some time.Don Draper: Yeah. I eat a lot of apples.Season 3, Episode 1: "For Those Who Think Young"
"I don't care what your politics are, this is America. You don't just shoot the President."Season 3, Episode 12: "The Grown Ups"
Trudy and Pete Campbell
Trudy: Have you been drinking?Pete: The whole country is drinking!Season 3, Episode 12: "The Grown Ups"
Betty and Don Draper
Betty: What's your name?Don: Donald Draper. But it used to be Dick Whitman.Season 3, Episode 12: "The Grown Ups"
"If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation."Season 3, Episode 2: "Love Among the Ruins"
"Remember Don ... when God closes a door, he opens a dress."Season 1, Episode 10: "Long Weekend"
"As far as I'm concerned, as long as men look at me that way, I'm earning my keep."Season 1, Episode 7: "Red in the Face"
"Am I to entertain your ballad of dissatisfaction, or has something actually happened? Because I am at work, dear."Season 3, Episode 10: "The Color Blue"
"Well, I gotta go learn a bunch of people's names before I fire them."Season 4, Episode 12: "Blowing Smoke"
"They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem."Season 4, Episode 8: "The Summer Man"
Lane and Robert Pryce
Lane: Three whiskey sours ought to do.Robert Pryce: She's asking what you want, not how many you've had.Season 4, Episode 10: "Hands and Knees"
"You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself."Season 4, Episode 9: "The Beautiful Girls"
Don Draper and Peggy Olson
Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.Peggy: But you never thank me.Don: That's what the money is for!Season 4, Episode 7: "The Suitcase"
Peggy Olson and Joyce Ramsay
Peggy: I have a boyfriend.Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.Peggy: No, but he's renting it.Season 4, Episode 4: "The Rejected"
"You know what my father used to say? 'Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face.'"Season 1, Episode 10: "Long Weekend"
"Why it is that whenever a man takes you to lunch around here, you're the dessert?"Season 1, Episode 3: "Ladies Room"
"People were buying cigarettes before Freud was born."Season 1, Episode 1: "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"
"I love you. I'm giving up my life to be with you, aren't I?"Season 1, Episode 1: "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"
"Listen, Pete, I need you to go get a cardboard box. Put your things in it. Okay?"Season 1, Episode 4: "New Amsterdam"
"I'd have my secretary do it, but she's dead."Season 4, Episode 9 "The Beautiful Girls"
"I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem."Season 4, Episode 11: "Chinese Wall"