Most Memorable Charlie Sheen Quotes

#25

"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

#24

"C'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even warm."

#23

"If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently."

#22

"I wish [Chuck Lorrie] nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon."

#21

"You can't process me with a normal brain."

#20

"It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns."

#19

"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words... imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."

#18

"I'm an F-18, bro."

#17

"Can't is the cancer of happening."

#16

"I don't live in the middle anymore, that's where you get slaughtered, that's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen and... it's just not an option."

#15

"I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent."

#14

"I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."

#13

"For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view."

#12

"You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life."

#11

"Look what I'm dealing with, man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls."

#10

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."

#9

"Bring me Dr. Clown shoes."

#8

"If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, 'Dude! Can't handle it, unplug this bastard!' It fires in a way that's maybe not from, uh... this terrestrial realm."

#7

"I am battle-tested bayonets, bro."

#6

"I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'."

#5

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed, armless children."

#4

"I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

#3

"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

#2

"I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that's how I roll.I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."

#1

"Winning."