The Greatest 'Sex and the City' Quotes
The women of "Sex and the City" have delivered lines that have made audiences laugh and cry and talk amongst themselves -- and now that "Sex and the City 2" is out on DVD, it's time to enjoy them all over again!
"Extra" has chosen 40 of the best quotes ever uttered by the gabby fashionistas of New York, from small screen to big. Check them out!
Favorite 'Sex and the City' Quotes of All Time
"Think about it. If you are single, after graduation there isn't one occasion where people celebrate you ... Hallmark doesn't make a "congratulations, you didn't marry the wrong guy" card. And where's the flatware for going on vacation alone?"
"I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box."
"I'm dating skid-marks guy.When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there's a problem."
"Allow me to get right to the point. After careful consideration, I have decided that this is the year I am getting married."
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh."
Miranda and Carrie
Miranda: "Maybe it's time I stopped being so angry." Carrie: "Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?"
"Don't play hard to get with a man who's hard to get."
"The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun."
Miranda and Steve
Miranda:"I had to walk all the way from the subway in these heels. My feet are killing me." Steve:"Why didn't you just carry them and wear sneakers like everyone else?" Miranda:"Stop. You can take me out of Manhattan but you can't take me out of my shoes."
"That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore."
Samantha and Carrie
Samantha:"Well, let's just say it: you won." Carrie:"Was there a contest?" Samantha:"Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called 'who will die miserable'."
"It took me a really long time to get here, but I'm here. Carrie, you're the one."
Miranda and Carrie
Miranda:"What ever happened to aging gracefully?" Carrie:"It got old."
"I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet."
"Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?"
"I revealed too much too soon.I was emotionally slutty."
Carrie and Samantha
Carrie:"Honey, if it hurts so much, why are we going shopping?" Samantha:"I have a broken toe, not a broken spirit."
"Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?"
"Could you please not use the F-word in Vera Wang?"
"No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you'll never get through it without your friends."
Carrie and Big
Carrie:"Your girl is lovely, Hubbell."Mr. Big:"I don't get it."Carrie:"And you never did."
"That's why you need a diamond... to seal the deal."
"There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung."
"I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?"
"The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself."
"F**k me badly once, shame on you. F**k me badly twice, shame on me!"
"I can't, Brian. I want to, but I can't. I mean, actually no, that's not true. I don't want to. Or maybe I do. I don't know what I want. But I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me. And if I do, then I'll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl, because I mean... Men don't marry up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can't. I want children and nice bedding, and I just can't handle this right now."
[watching a runway-fallen Carrie get stepped over by Heidi Klum] "Oh, my god, she's fashion roadkill!"
"We want candles, candles, candles. And I don't want short, stubby, broken up d**k candles. I want long tapers."
"Some labels are best left in the closet."
Carrie and Miranda
Miranda: [at a bar, drinking Cosmopolitans] "Why did we ever stop drinking these?" Carrie: "Because everyone else started!"
[to Mr. Big] "I curse the day you were born!"
"And there, in the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives dressed head to toe in love. And that's the one label that never goes out of style."
"Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up."
"You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week."
Louise (Jennifer Hudson)
It's a rental. Like Netflix for purses."
Carrie and Samantha
Samantha: "I'm having a hot flash." Carrie: "You're fine." Samantha: "Seriously. They're starting." Carrie: "You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead."
"Lawrence of my labia!"
"Sometimes, as much as I love Brady, being a mother just isn't enough. I miss my job."
Samantha and Charlotte
Charlotte: "How are you gonna swallow all those?" [referring to Samantha's handful of pills]Samantha: "Have we met?"